No one graduated from school thinking science was static or permanent.

I tanked the SAT because the girl I had a crush on was there. Some real 80s teen comedy shit.

One great gift Maron’s podcast (and celebrity interview podcasts in general) is the certainty that most famous people are at least a little bit dumb, and sometimes profoundly so.

Man, yeah, turns out this is exactly what I need right now. A delightful story about delightful people doing delightful things. Cannot wait.

As much as I hate it when people hijack comment threads to complain about Kinja . . . does anyone have any idea why this keeps happening? Anytime I try to add any links or styling to a comment, it gets fucked.

Missing the debut LP from Plosivs out 3/17 on Swami Records, but considering how poorly that’s being promoted, I’m not surprised y’all missed it. That and the new Aldous Harding record are on my “must-cop” list, for sure.

The zeigeist is a cruel mistress. This is just like the Wild Flag/Wild Nothing/Cloud Nothings conjunction of a few years back, or the great Wax Fang/Red Fang/Fang Island kerfuffle of the early-aughts, around the same time I was pushing to call the band I was in Golden Fang. It’s in the air, it’s in the water . . .…

I have great news for you, which I learned by reading the second paragraph of this article:

. . . speaking of movies that don’t hold up (ROTN, specifically. Real Genius is an unimpeachable work of cinematic excellence.)

Twice!

the past thirty-plus years

Hank The Tank is actually three bears

Oh, I’m sure that processed foods without salt are gross. I actually did a whole food vegan diet for like 6 months and was VERY happy without salt. But it takes a lot of work, and I am very lazy, so I’m back on the white stuff!

For sure, the closer I am to death, the more I will indulge in things that kill me. It’s not even a question, it’s a plan. 

Meth is MUCH better than Salt. 

that gossamer boondoggle your least fuckable Tinder date wouldn’t shut up about

“Fuck your feelings, but my feelings are sacrosanct”

Where’s the “mute” button on this thing? 

Came here to say this. “The two form a complicated bond as Val stops at nothing to foil Elena’s ambitious plans” sure sounds like the core concept of Killing Eve. How much you wanna bet they form an uneasy alliance as they join forces to take on a mutual adversary at some point?