The header image looks like absolute shit, but I found the effects in the trailer to be borderline acceptable, unlike Hardy’s fucking accent. Woof.

It is wrong, though. I think it might just be normal explaining.

Great news!

This is the only “Hot Summer Nights” that matters.

I mean, “normal” . . .

And yet . . .

*ahem* Your mother got two in the can before leaving.

*as the case may be.

Not content with Fast And Furious, xXx, and The Chronicles Of Riddick”

There’s always Black Panther 2 . . .

I find cromulent to be much more useful day to day. Not a lot of cause to talk of things embiggening other things.

I’d still love to see David Cronenberg take a crack at this.

“rockabilly-tinged Rocket From The Crypt?”

Wait, is Dash a naive, idealistic scout leader? Or have you just never seen Mr Smith Goes To Washington?

Also, no customary disclosure for a podcast produced by “@StudioAtGizmodo/@OnionLabs” which, presumably, like The A.V. Club, are owned by Univision Communications.

*proven

*prophesied

. . . and I helped!

“as well-received as Dredd”?

*wreaked