climate change won’t go into the wrong bathroom.

Thanks for the confessions, you’re all going to jail.

I think it’s both plus a desperate desire to believe that we can’t possibly live in a world where 20 kindergarteners are murdered for no reason.

No, we are not. Because some of us scrolled very quickly past it.

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

So...some rapes are just for funsies?

They're Jezebel bloggers now.

Catwoman.

Steve Martin is a fucking asshole.

Oh shut the fuck up.

Sounds like you need some COF medicine to get over your Crotchety Old Fuck disorder.

R Henry, are you able to express yourself without being a petulant little dick?

I’m not sure what kind of bomb it was tbh but I bet it was fucking scary

All I want is organic free range ecstasy, is that too much to ask?

Lindsay Graham, though ever the belle of the ball, is an extremely dangerous radical and I hope this latest junket doesn’t convince people otherwise.

My husband and I would hardly ever argue if one of us was dead.

Good thing there’s a sale on aloe vera, ‘cuz that was a sick burn, bro.