Boo....there is nothing faux about 90s nostalgia...

I am so deeply ashamed to say that I will watch the hell out of this. I’m pretty sure they’ll take away my doctorate for it...but it might be worth it.

Even though Lance won't be making an appearance, I am losing my damn mind over this.

Just when I thought the future looked bleak, with no end to the gray fog that had surrounded us all - there is a ray of sunlight. And that sunlight is 3/5ths of BSB and the 1 of the best members of NSYNC (and also the worst :( ) , and a bunch of guys from a band no one cares about joining together to fight zombies.

no advice on the marriage front, but I am in awe of your awesome mom skills. one day your kids are going to realize that you literally BRUSHED TURDS for them and they are going to be like “wow my mom really loves me.” sometimes I realize the crazy shit my parents have done for me and it makes me feel warm and happy…

Motherhood/marriage-related rant (and I apologize in advance for the TMI/grossness/bummer content). So, my younger daughter has been complaining of abdominal pain for some time now, and I decided to investigate. So far she’s been diagnosed with a quite severe lactose intolerance and the doctor wants to test for…

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

HULK HOGAN WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE...NOW.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

I just asked them this, too...say something...

Is anyone gonna say anything about how y’all just lost to Hulk Hogan?
Because the New York Times, The Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a whole metric fuckton of websites are talking about it.

I get you’re probably not supposed to, but it looks weird.
Super weird.

Is there ever an ideal time to be the zodiac killer? I’m not sure, LET’S ASK TED CRUZ.

So I can assume Ted Cruz made it back home to Texas then?

Your mom sounds terrible...

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

That’s him..in court..

Thank you...I just wrote the same thing up there...that is totally what he said...

Umm..are you saying if a woman doesn’t want to abort and a man does, that they should have a ‘discussion’...or vice versa...ummm, no...

No ghost...she had a brain tumor that caused hallucinations...please, get it right...

You can go ahead and call it a day...you can’t do any better than you’ve done...