If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

I just fought the urge to shame you...to each their own...

I took 3 months off...all but 2 weeks of it unpaid. My employer was gracious enough (sarcasm) to subtract my unpaid time and reconfigure my new salary for that year. That way I didn’t have 2 1/2 months with no pay check...just less the whole year. My SO took 3 months off after that. We managed that by him quitting,…

Let’s ask Kourtney Kardashisn what the slowest way to peel a kiwi is...that should be fun...

One of the few times I wish I still lived in California...mothers get temporary disability...up to 12 weeks at about 80% of your salary...sad that in this country that is something to hope for...

I took 3 months...all but 2 weeks of it unpaid. My SO took 3 months after that...but did so by quitting gand taking out a personal loan and then looking for a new job months later. Still worth it.

We at Feminism+ headquarters consider this a minor issue. We have much bigger issues facing us such as the Oscars.

The Bernie one is acts kinda cool...

So many ragrets...

I have Ben Carson tattoos on my eyelids. When I close my eyes, it looks like I’m sleeping.

So...what do we call it when black women go to extreme measures (using chemicals and literally using an iron) to make their hair look like ours...should we freak out...

Right...and, on a separate note, I think he is offended when women holla at him bc he prefers dick...

If you’re a grown man, and you concern yourself with buying garments that have been worn by grown men who are not you, then you are a huge fucking nerd and you deserve whatever garbage you get tricked into buying.

Riiiiight...

I hate you and I love you for it.

It’s so small he must be gay! Or something?

OMFG. That sounds painful and not at all worth it. But if he's happy then meh. I kinda want to see the before and after.

Wait - there are dildos you *can* give to Goodwill?

So are they trying to portray Biden as reluctant to act the way he did? That’s how it looked it the trailer. I’m curious to see if that’s actually true. But more importantly, KERRY WASHINGTON IS GOING TO SLAY US ALL. I’m so excited for this. Anita Hill is amazing. Kerry Washington is amazing. Clarence Thomas is the…