Thanks for the confessions, you’re all going to jail.

I think it’s both plus a desperate desire to believe that we can’t possibly live in a world where 20 kindergarteners are murdered for no reason.

No, we are not. Because some of us scrolled very quickly past it.

“...produced by Luke and written by Meghan Trainor...”

So...some rapes are just for funsies?

They're Jezebel bloggers now.

Catwoman.

All I want is organic free range ecstasy, is that too much to ask?

Lindsay Graham, though ever the belle of the ball, is an extremely dangerous radical and I hope this latest junket doesn’t convince people otherwise.

My husband and I would hardly ever argue if one of us was dead.

Boo....there is nothing faux about 90s nostalgia...

I am so deeply ashamed to say that I will watch the hell out of this. I’m pretty sure they’ll take away my doctorate for it...but it might be worth it.

Even though Lance won't be making an appearance, I am losing my damn mind over this.

Just when I thought the future looked bleak, with no end to the gray fog that had surrounded us all - there is a ray of sunlight. And that sunlight is 3/5ths of BSB and the 1 of the best members of NSYNC (and also the worst :( ) , and a bunch of guys from a band no one cares about joining together to fight zombies.

no advice on the marriage front, but I am in awe of your awesome mom skills. one day your kids are going to realize that you literally BRUSHED TURDS for them and they are going to be like “wow my mom really loves me.” sometimes I realize the crazy shit my parents have done for me and it makes me feel warm and happy…

Motherhood/marriage-related rant (and I apologize in advance for the TMI/grossness/bummer content). So, my younger daughter has been complaining of abdominal pain for some time now, and I decided to investigate. So far she’s been diagnosed with a quite severe lactose intolerance and the doctor wants to test for…

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.