I just asked them this, too...say something...

Is anyone gonna say anything about how y’all just lost to Hulk Hogan?
Because the New York Times, The Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a whole metric fuckton of websites are talking about it.

I get you’re probably not supposed to, but it looks weird.
Super weird.

Is there ever an ideal time to be the zodiac killer? I’m not sure, LET’S ASK TED CRUZ.

So I can assume Ted Cruz made it back home to Texas then?

Your mom sounds terrible...

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

Ugh, I totally hate where my spleen is. If I could just move it up a bit, I’d be totally hot.

“Corsets do not cause you to permanently lose fat in the midsection: they cause a re-distribution of the fat and organs in the trunk.”

That’s him..in court..

I took a very good race and ethnicity class my first year of college...professor was legally blind and day 1 said w’e all see color...even I see color’...he also said that’s how you spot a racist...

I'm amazed by how many white people Sony realize that is a problematic and dumb thing to say...

Thank you...I just wrote the same thing up there...that is totally what he said...

And..just checking...is ‘I don’t see her as a woman’ the equivalent of ‘I don’t see color’

Umm..are you saying if a woman doesn’t want to abort and a man does, that they should have a ‘discussion’...or vice versa...ummm, no...

No ghost...she had a brain tumor that caused hallucinations...please, get it right...

You can go ahead and call it a day...you can’t do any better than you’ve done...

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

So...what do we call it when black women go to extreme measures (using chemicals and literally using an iron) to make their hair look like ours...should we freak out...

Right...and, on a separate note, I think he is offended when women holla at him bc he prefers dick...