If you’re a grown man, and you concern yourself with buying garments that have been worn by grown men who are not you, then you are a huge fucking nerd and you deserve whatever garbage you get tricked into buying.

Riiiiight...

I hate you and I love you for it.

It’s so small he must be gay! Or something?

OMFG. That sounds painful and not at all worth it. But if he's happy then meh. I kinda want to see the before and after.

Wait - there are dildos you *can* give to Goodwill?

Can someone PLEASE publicize Luke’s home address so we can start sending him dildos en masse?

So that we can cut all the funding to support them once they were born.

Aim for their dick.

I’m gonna march out my front door and punch the first Republican I can find. Bye.

I’m glad he’s retiring. Now he can help his wife address her HGH problem.

YOU TAKE IT BACK. Tom Hardy isn’t wrong about ANYTHING.

I have a solution to end stories like this: Let’s ban straight men. Hear me out: they're bad. Let the feminist dystopia prevail imo.

Biology professor: “The wide diversity of similar species on the Galapagos islands can be explained by evolutiona—” <metallic clicks from around the lecture hall> “— by, uh, Jesus, of course!” <hammers are quietly lowered and rounds unchambered>

This is disgusting. College professors should not be told not to teach certain subjects or probe certain views to avoid some nutcase pulling out a gun and shooting everybody! What the fuck is wrong with these people?

So apparently Chad Michael Murray is basically his character from Agent Carter: he tries to do a super job, but he’s so massively unaware of his own privilege that he can’t not fuck up.

I will never not hate Sherri Shepherd for choosing to make and then choosing to abandon a child.

This was covered several times when it happened- last August.

So are they trying to portray Biden as reluctant to act the way he did? That’s how it looked it the trailer. I’m curious to see if that’s actually true. But more importantly, KERRY WASHINGTON IS GOING TO SLAY US ALL. I’m so excited for this. Anita Hill is amazing. Kerry Washington is amazing. Clarence Thomas is the…