Any woman is “too good” for a man who has no respect for women.

Kanye getting in the way of Kylie’s paper is indefensible

That was my absolutely TERRIBLE attempt at a Salem witch trial joke! So I haven’t actually eaten there. (Sorry for the blasphemy Puritan back room I’m sure you’re delicious!)

Fuck them.

“You’re not handsome, you’re not cool”

Somebody start talking about how Gaga just killed it...

It’s okay...what’s really grating me is that she was playing solitaire...fuck off.

False. I spend my office hours on jezebel.

TBH the most upsetting thing about this video is the implication that we can control the thermostats in our offices.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

Your thought was my very first thought...

it wasn’t a seal but i’ll give you a star anyway. next time though, i demand zoological accuracy.

I don’t understand how they’re opposed. His being a great engineering student has nothing to do with his sense of morality and empathy for other human beings.

*shrug*

They’ll take my bell-bottoms from my cold, dead hands.

They're going to attract bears!

Just what we need, women menstruating all over our nice battlefields.

It sounds fair to me. They need to take care of their rape problem first though.

I’m in favour of abolishing the draft entirely.