literally wet rn.

That was glorious and also completely nauseating.

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

Agreed. I find this article to be a tad extra sensitive on the topic. Mulder is clearly not incredibly familiar with the topic and explaining it can be confusing and mildly uncomfortable to some. Especially in a fantastical sense to a very confused were-monster who’s somehow Australian. To the general public this can…

It’s a show about monsters. I didn’t get that the writer was trying to draw a parallel between monster and trans* at all. Mulder fumbled his explanation and it felt appropriate. He’s a forty something year old cis guy that watches a shit ton of porn. He’s not going to get it 100% correct but he tried. The writer…

You guys, I just told my dude that this was happening, and he was all like “I’ve never actually seen Grease.”

You said “peg.”

According to his own logic he should go drop his kids off at daddy Ray-Js house since apparently he owns them

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

This made me happy. I have nothing else to add.

It’s the dictionary’s job to literally define words. If you don’t know what rabid means and you go to look it up, you will now and forever associate it with feminist. Like if your daughter asks you, “what’s a prick, mummy?” and you say, “well, your father is one”. While that may or may not be accurate, teaching…

I really hope your name is not Megyn. That Y bothers me more than it needs to.

The correct spelling of someone’s name is the way they spell their name.

I was riding the ass of a shitty old Dodge Ram truck because he was going the speed limit and I was late for work...all of a sudden he flashed red and blue lights...I backed off, but wondered the whole rest of the time I was behind him....no markings of any kind...regular license plate...

Yeah. But it should worry everyone. If Trump wins, whatever country you live in will probably get nuked because one guy made a joke about Trump’s hair to a coworker on his facebook.

I bet he could also brutally assault his wife and declare bankruptcy four times and still have supporters.

I moved to iowa from California 6 years ago...don’t ask...but, I can confirm...iowans are very stupid...

And his supporters are all so dumb, they don’t even realize what he is saying about them...morons...Trump supporters are even worse than Trump in my book...

I think that depends on who he shoots. He’d probably get more donations for shooting brown people, but lose some for white people. Triple points for Hillary, double for Bern, negative points for Putin. Deeply negative points for shooting a fetus, neutral for killing an infant, positive for a teenager.

People still stand up for (and date) George Zimmerman, so technically, Trump isn’t wrong.