I'm living in KS right now and....yup, that looks about right.

No one cares about your stupid boner Senator Holmes.

I will have to ask you to leave. Please don’t make a scene.

oh my god, fear-vomiting everywhere

This guy really bugs me.

Couldn’t speak for Jez editors but I hate everyone except Tom Hiddleston.

Getting 5 mics in The Source for your album means soooooooooo much more.

They were both highly douchey.

NBC also filmed themselves knocking on the door of the young woman’s family apartment

What are the golden globes? Are they the Oscars?

She cropdusted him. I’m certain of it. You know how she do.

I say they’ve “ done it.”

He’s playing Gambit in the movie by the same name. This internet thing isn’t that hard.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

I-G-G-Y

How much to be able to join them for the in person version?

That’s cause bitch lives under the radar...