At least she didn’t miss the day they covered ‘their’ ‘there’ and ‘they’re’.... I know adults that missed that day of school...

Uhh..all those errors...I’d be like... ‘brake...compnay....that’s why your ass needs to go to school!!’

She is known to be opportunistic...

Well, since you ‘sort of’ know her...whatever that means...

I am not a victim-blamer and Tyga is a pedophile...but ‘aspiring model’ probably means she puts slutty, age-inappropriate pictures on Instagram to see how many likes she can get.

Oh my god...crazy...Lana Del Rey has fans????

It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it. No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it. It’s disgusting.

But...I will not read it...

You should write erotic fan fiction featuring Trump...you have a gift...

It’s okay...Trump will soon have everyone convinced that he was about 18 years away from becoming a jihadist...so, our sympathies are not necessary...

I think he’s into some dirty, aggressive shit...

Awww...thanks...that worked.

So...Hillary can’t discuss anything pertaining to women or women’s rights because she didn’t leave her philandering husband?

Oh god...Oh god...I just pictured Trump having sex.....Oh god....

3rd night in a row...my 1 1/2 year old will only sleep on my chest...

Harry is really disgusting...like, he is the picture boy for someone who only gets ass because he’s famous...he looks like he smells...like the scent of cigarettes sitting in beer...

Mmmm...she’s been pretty open about her cosmetic surgery...don’t think those were a gift from god...

I’ll probably get hated on for this...but...I loved her in Greys Anatomy...

Why can’t all racists be this funny...

He actually said ‘my bad’?...let’s add that to the ever-growing list of reasons he should never be in charge of anything more important than Florida...like...say...a Subway franchise...