Right...why would you put baby poo brown on a toddler shirt...

Thank you...my undergrad degree is in Creative Writing...it cost me 12 grand and I wouldn’t trade it for anything...as cheesy as it sounds...I discovered a lot about myself...

I haven’t even thought of blocking Fox...my baby works the remote now...him stumbling across Fox is worse than if he stumbled across Skin-emax...I will get right on that...

Uhhhh...50 million extra people...unwanted people, at that...fuck...I can only imagine if all those babies had been born...

Harrison is hot as fuck in that picture...

Wahhh...I can’t take my hoverboards on the airplane...talk about white people problems...

Or...why does Donald the Duck not wear pants...but when he gets out of the shower, he wears a towel around his waist????

And I’m thinking AlxFromPhilly is either (1) a moron or (2) a dick...maybe a little of both...

My man works 3rd shift...my little man will be asleep by 7:30...I’ll be drinking wine solo...probably writing an IEP...and I’ll kiss my dog...at least I’ve had 12 days off for holiday break...no complaints...

It says sanity...phonetically...pretty dumb...but I actually have a tramp stamp...so, I don’t judge...

Sanity...phonetically....

I’ve seen a few...just didn’t realize how many there were. Didn’t know fainting occurred so often.

Is this a job hazard...or is it bc cameras are constantly on them, so it’s bound to happen and be caught on film??

“I also feel the same way about orphaned children.”....is that a case against cloning kids or IVF???

Get a new dog...fucking freaks...

Little man is sleeping..big man works 3rd shift, so he just left for work...momma’s drinking some wine reading about some RBG...

He could’ve been our first homosexual president...America is not quite ready....