LOCK HIM UP

The standard for conservative white men is shockingly low.

Try “heel spurs” I hear those can get you out of being drafted despite being all accounts an above average athlete at the time.

If Barack Obama had 5 kids by 3 wives and each marriage ended because he was stepping out..... I mean do I even have to finish that thought?

Trump is like...fucking indestructible. It’s amazing actually. If any other candidate (particularly Democrats/ Progressives) had done 1/4 of the shit he’s done their careers would be over and they’d be laughing stocks for the rest of their lives.

Sorry, no.

I know Trump is a historical first, but is there any precedent for someone as commited to lifelong mediocrity as Pence stumbling into the highest ranking executive office?

What are you talking about?

Fuck that noise. We do not need another extremist group to drive this country further into the fucking ditch. Although, an unextremist mid-term sweep would be nice.

And his Merrick Garland cuntery paid off.

You understand that Donald Fucking Trump is about to be our president and this is something people might want to actually fucking discuss, right? It’s kind of a thing.

so many of them think that his trickle down economics are actually going to benefit them.

I really don’t think he’ll do it for four years. After six months, he’ll walk away and let Pence turn America into Salem circa 1693.

His #1 priority right now is trying to get the Inaugural Ball on a Trump Property so he can make some coin off of it.

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

People think the worst things about the Trump presidency is that Donald Trump is a hate-spewing, divisive narcissist with no experience or plan.

But the worst thing for me is that Mitch McConnell is happy.

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

May his supporters feel the same level of joy as he does.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

“Professional” protesters. How do I get that job? Do I answer a Craigslist ad? What is the pay rate? Is it full time or part time? Are there benefits?