I plan on building a mosque in Donald Trump’s back fucking yard.

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

I can’t stand idiots who burn our flag or talk crap about our military or attack our institutions

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

LOL. Do you eat meat? Do you wear gemstones? Where are your clothes made, Sarah plain and tall?

Certainly. How do your sacred cows operate?

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.