you know why.
When I was in college I spent a semester in Europe. My mother was telling our neighbors about my trip, and told them that I had visited Germany and went to the concentration camp in Dachau. The neighbor lady (a grown-ass woman) asked: “They do tours there? Don’t the prisoners care that people are coming just to look…
I had an internship at a zoo in undergrad, and there was a note left about me one time. I explained that horseshoe crabs were an ancient species and you could see their relatives, the trilobites, in fossils from the Cambrian period. The dad got all huffy and asked how I knew it was “millions of years”, and I responded…
“I lugged this archaic camera all the way out here and didn’t have one Kodiak moment!”
My dad had pretty bad dementia toward the end, expressed as unreasonable anger. You couldn’t reason with him, it was pointless. My poor mom would take him out for breakfast because at least she got out of the house and got to talk to other people...but I’m sure plenty of people that watched them felt the same way.…
I love this story. It has all the grossness and absurdity of the best of BCO, but with nice people not dicking over the employees.
once you see someone hiding stolen merchandise under a baby, nothing surprises you about how far humans will go to get something for free.
LOL @ “nipple dicks”
Someday, they will have their throats ripped out by weasels.
I have to admit I was part of a ridiculously large order at a fast food restaurant. It was midnight, we were 20 some college students at a leadership conference, and Burger King had a $1.50 for 10 chicken nuggets promotion going on. That meant we could get 500 chicken nuggets for under 80 dollars. Our minds were…
Turns out, the phone was a plastic fake and the effing wallet was empty. So basically, they schemed about screwing me over well ahead of time. Yay for humans!
Story #1:
Firstly, the Starbucks coffee throwing thing? What the ever loving fuck is that all about? What kind of dickhead throws hot coffee at someone like that? I might be banging on about it, but I’m sitting here trying to comprehend what kind of person would willingly do that to another person...
Truth. I can only imagine the hell that woman lives in.
I wanted to smack that guy on the nose like the dogs we owned when I was a kid and say “NO, BAD MAN! HER FOOD! HER FOOD!” While moving the desert back across the table to her. I expect it would end with me locking him in a closet while the wife ate her desert.
Argh... so many assholes...anger.... SO MUCH anger... only one thing to do....
The other couple’s server brought the wife her dessert and the first thing the man did was complain because they left him out. She shrugged and walked away. When the wife went to eat her dessert, he ordered her to give it to him. And he ate it.