see idk what an oath keeper is, but it SOUNDS like it should be good. like, oh, that fellow keeps his oaths! what a trustworthy young gentleman!

Don’t you understand that expelling a child from your womb gives you a PhD in pretty much all child-related topics and gives you a new, enlightened view of the world that no one else could possibly have? Every sanctimommy on the planet knows this!

So you are telling me you are surprised that a heated exchange on Reddit led to someone talking about their penis? Really?

Forgot the image, so I fucked up that post. Epic fail on my part.

They should have figured out it wasn’t by a real Juggalo when they noticed all the words were spelled correctly.

That’s not a ring, that’s a fancy pullknob from some old lady’s guest bathroom

I wonder what kinds of sex gymnastics would be required of a person to get that as a gift.

The jewelry equivalent of ordering 2 Big Macs, a supersize fries, a caramel sundae, & a diet Coke.

For that price you better be able to summon Captain Planet, turn into a Green Lantern and be able to decode Little Orphan Annie’s secret message all at the same time, while using the power of the Schwartz.

Are we sure the exhibit doesn’t smell like patchouli and weed, tho?

Maybe chiffon?

“There aren’t many pieces of clothing that can make someone feel instantly chic than a floor-length caftan.”

My stars, “brelfies” is a godawful word, portmanteu’d or no.

brelfies

So there you go.

Fixt.

I heard she pooped on the floor once.