Seriously this is why I never eat at PF Changs. That restaurant gives me the willies, same with Cheesecake Factory. Like there is shit tons better food than either of those two places.

Can we get some stories of friendly customers stepping in on behalf of 17 year old hostesses that are being unfairly berated? Because if I was waiting for a table to open at PF Changs and witnessed a scene like that, I'd shake the shit out of the offender. Granted that sounds a bit "internet tough guy" but there's…

Let me preface this by saying yes its long, yes I was wrong for what I said, yes she was a fucking bitch and no I didnt feel bad.

I worked at Subway in high school and all extra veggies were free, to whatever volume the customer wanted. I saw some weird shit. I always think other Subways are weird for having "formulas." 6 pickles may be standard but we always added more, and just used normal portions for most veggies. In college, I picked up a…

Seriously, fuck that PF Chang's manager. You're just sending a message to customers that bad behavior is rewarded, fucking with your employees and screwing over the people who made a reservation. Even looking at it from the "protect the customer base" angle, people are going to be rightfully pissed when they have to…

Spare me, pickle nazi. Unless you're personally crinkle cutting those pickles for service (you're not), you've got no beef with my wanting a lot of pickles. I personally think pickles are gross on sandwiches, but I regularly order the veggie which is a sandwich that consists only of vegetables. Lettuce, tomatoes,…

Hey, whats my dinner doing on my screen?!?

C.A.,

I wonder if Pickle Woman was related to the Jalapeno man I had once.

Regarding somebody like the PF Changs psycho, I say go for it. Do the face smashing into the wait stand. It would guarantee she would never act like that again anywhere and, since you were under 18, with plenty of witnesses that all knew she deserved it, the worst thing that would have happened would have been you get…

Can we get Jalopnik to do this for car sales people? You all have NO idea what it's like. I've worked restaurants, heck I was offered manager positions and said HELL No.

"She didn't leave a tip, but she did leave a pretty sick (literally) piece of ketchup art for me to clean up. That day, I learned that I don't hate kids. I hate parents."

It seems like children were the theme this week. I agree with one of the story's poster that I don't hate children, I hate parents. Not all parents, but the ones that seem to think that the world is their living room and discipline is some barbaric gesture. I was a pretty bratty kid growing up. I was the youngest of 4…

Ughhhh that last story makes my eye twitch. I waitressed for 7 years (mostly summers b/w school) and am now a veterinarian at a larger practice. The management very often takes the clients' side to keep the peace and can't be bothered to stand up for their own fucking doctors and employees, no matter how…

This has been around forever but if you've never had the pleasure I give you the Ryan's Steakhouse Incident:

It's stories like the PF Chang one that compel me to tip 20% for even bad service. Why? Because who the hell knows what kind of assholes the people that waiting on you dealt with right before.

I used to work fast food in a concealed carry area and customers like the PF Changs one and the pickles lady are why I don't carry a gun; because in the heat of the moment I'm pretty sure I would've shot/pistol-whipped them to death. I tolerate stupid/uninformed customers well, but I have NO patience at all for the…

Please don't make the lead photos look so good. It's distracting me from the awfulness of the customers. Well, a little.

i was at a restaurant once and the menu said 'deserts' instead of 'desserts', so i told the waitress that i wanted a sahara and a mojave and she looked back at me with a deer in the headlights look and an "ummmm...."

I can never remember just which 11:00 AM BCO updates at (there are so many of them), so I've been refreshing since 11AM EST. I should probably write that shit down or something.