"I don't even really do cocktails anymore. There is a certain point in your life where you just turn to red wine, and that is kind of the point I have hit now. I love a nice Malbec."

THIS. How about not being a dick because being a dick is bad, not only when it directly affects you? Pull your head out of your own ass long enough to empathize with others, even if you don't identify with them, and maybe the world will be a slightly nicer place.

I know I did.

I am cackling at this comment, and two small persons are staring at me like I've lost my goddamn mind.

Kathy Griffin is the same way about not turning anything down. I watched a couple episodes of Life on the D list and she talked about how she had her house because she was always working and afraid it wouldn't last. I recall something about being hired to some corporate retreat that fell completely flat.

Well I suppose it depends who you are asking. I was always told that stock is a term reserved exclusively for animal bases. Broth it seems has evolved to refer to an amalgam of various elements, but it's original usage was related to primarily vegetable bases. Agreed on the paleo tip, those kids will eat rehydrated…

I think he's the orange Teletubbie.

No, bone broth has tiny, microscopic gnomes in it that remove toxins from your body.

Technically "bone broth" would be soup stock. Broth is typically veggie based. But the word broth has been used to describe a mix of veggie broth and meat stock.

i'm too sleepy to comment on anything other than tay and ed dear girlfriends don't get jealous of your boy's friends it's not cute

Why does it take having a daughter to understand that women are people? Is it because the daughter shares 50% of your DNA, and you're that self-absorbed? Is it because they're literally dependent upon you?

I don't really want anyone to answer. It's just ... frustrating. If this is how society gets turned around,…

I say good for Kathy, whom I like (who I like?) at least 90% of the time. She does insult people in her act, but she's not an "insult comic." Her style of humor has always been pretty self-deprecating, which (in addition to her history of being Worst Dressed) I don't think mixes well with the Fashion Police format.

I thought that too but then I realized if Taylor packaged it up with some cheesy/ poorly written lyrics and an earworm of a beat no one would call her out for her feelings.

Let's just say I knew people would misread it and left it anyway.

Madeleine, didn't you mean to say: "Well, Charlie, YOUR PUBIC AWAITS"?

I didn't know who Ed Sheeran was until like last month is this getting old

Ugh, Ed Sheeran's girlfriend, jealous insecurity is not a good look on anyone.

fashion police may be done, lena dunham. but that doesn't mean you shouldn't hold zac posen hostage at gunpoint until he sews a goddamn waistline into your dress

Maybe I am not hip like all the cool kids... but isn't bone broth just... broth?