I played five hours yesterday and only got through two shrines and a tower. Gotta get those hearts!

When you're standing next to the fire with a cooking pot over it, select what you want to cook but choose "HOLD" instead of "EAT." Then when you exit the menu you will be prompted to hit A to cook. You can cook up to five items at once.

Worth falling off the zwagon for.

They just want crapinuity between the films.

Porn eats Trump.
Sweden inherits the Earth.

Yes, let's punish ourselves—that'll show him!

My uncle always said Hayden Christensen's terrible performance was just to maintain continuity from Jake Lloyd's in the first one.

It looks good naked so you don't have to!

Don't forget protection.

Type cast.

I wondered where the show had been, the Cooking Channel apparently?

No, but a giant one.

'Member when it exploded? 'Member when the trees fell over? I 'member!

And Jean Grey.

It's the 23rd century.

I think dragons were enough for Tyrion to go all gushy over Dani, he said they're all he'd wanted all his life. Also, Bran probably asked to be left at the nearest weirwood tree to the gate so he could get in some quality root-time-travel warging.

They really left you hanging.

I've disagreed with him now and again, but never found anything wildly offensive. What opinions has he shared that so offended your values? An example or two is fine, I'm just curious.

"…And Holder Of The Sacred Chalice Of Rixx." HA! I too think of Lwaxana when she starts rattling off the resume.

Boredom v Stupor: Yawn of Dumbness, not so much a story as a pastiche of Snyder's favorite comic book moments strung together without a hint of humor, fun, or character development, and what little was there was definitely spoiled by the endless stream of trailers. I remember being all weirded out that in the TV show…