Adblock is awesome.

How soon we forget the original dot-bomb and Kozmo.com.

Can’t wait for Uber to go down in flames like Theranos.

The whole industry is a joke. A smart person would have developed the app and sold it to existing taxi companies.

Why would you wait? You can track them on your phone.

It’s not a dirty word, but it is a fantasy.

Because in practice a meritocracy means the person who advances is the one best at sabotaging others, especially when the criteria are subjective.

How do they test this? Shove ‘em in a BMW and see if they use their turn signals for 5 consistent miles?

It doesn’t take much work at all if you are working with the manufacturers of that equipment to leave you a way in.

We’ll do it live!

We’ll patch it after release.

Having owned a BMW of a few years ago (2009), I am befuddled by the notion that anything could be less reliable.

“We’ll fix it in post.”

Electric startup automaker (?) Faraday Future

Faraway Future

I remember seeing a salesman visibly deflate a little once when I stopped him talking about payments to tell him that I’d be paying cash.

Personal finance is hobby of mine and while I’m generally conservative, I’m pretty aggressive about auto and home financing because you’re taking advantage of a bank’s generosity and risk appetite. But this assumes that you can plan and commit to things, which is not an inherent trait in most people. I like to say you…

Yep. As much as I love bagging on millennial snowflakes, there is some 52 year old, right now, signing a 72 month loan on a Dodge Dart.

Financial illiteracy knows no age boundaries.

I want the math behind the title.