One thing I really need is a way to evacuate a dozen animals. Over a dozen. 12 cats and 2 dogs. 3 cats are outside cats so I may not be able to get them in time which is deprdepressing.

I believe that Bill Clinton raped her. I don’t believe that he went home, told his wife since he’s running for governor they should probably deal with all the women he’s raped and suggest Hillary intimate them. Much more plausible is Hillary was told it was a consensual relationship and if this exchange took place, it…

Changed my life. And the strange thing is it doesn’t make sense to me that it would work

Yea its like you give yourself this ‘survivor’ badge and it almost makes it worse because you feel like you have to be ok with what happened and be stronger for it.

I usually stay away from comments that have anything to do with a post I’ve written - learned my lesson on that one a long time ago - but the comments here are fantastic. But of course they are. It’s Jezebel.

The weirdly ashamed part gets me. So sad that it’s normal.

also, i live in the midwest and it’s nice to smell like something other than clinique “happy” or fucking tommy girl.

Leslie Jones has been the most refreshing addition to this cast. She is hilarious.

This is a bad “joke.” Sorry, but please think about how lucky you are and how many people who are abused and raped actually believe something is wrong with them to have deserved it.

Not a euphemism but I tell my husband I’m exsanguinating. I like to say it in a very matter of fact voice about completely unrelated things. “Oh I forgot to buy Triscuits because I’m exsanguinating.” Also, I like big words.

“Maintenance on the Red Line.”

Plot twist: your coworker was menstruating, but she’s also a werewolf.

I cannot stand it when a man gets embarrassed to pick up tampons at the store.

Female co worker was telling a story earlier and said she wasn’t feeling well this past weekend “because of the moon.”