To eliminate the ignore subpoena put these people in jail on contempt. I guarantee after a week in medium security they will change their mind. 

I was just noticing all the stale stuff that’s been sitting here since early Friday. Although with all the advertising I could have missed something. I’ve been checking in here a lot less and actually saved a lot of battery life on my phone and not felt like I’ve missed a whole lot. Maybe I’ll look tomorrow night and…

Ah, it’s about that time where whatever story is considered the top story for Splinter will sit at the head of the site and collect weekender comments for three days! What’s it going to be this weekend? What’s our big story?

Trump screens everything and anything that has folks coming in contact with him IRL. The media, which is scared as fuck at the idea of losing access has self-neutered itself and he only really follows Fox anyway. Therefore save for his weekly unhinged rants on Twitter, he ensures that he has almost 24/7 yes people…

Why isn’t this happening to trump?

It’s odd that I didn’t say anything fucking close to that. It’s almost as if I’m not allowed to dislike something without the typical splinter chuds crawling out to circle jerk each other.

I dunno, man. My grandma is 100 and sharp as ever. Says its because she does sudoku. I don’t really care how old anyone is as long as they have a policy platform I believe in and that can beat Trump.

You wanna know why Scott denied the state use of available funds? The funds came from a black dude in the White House. Same reason why, in the depths of a recession in a state desperate for construction jobs, he turned down hundreds of millions to fund the construction of a statewide VOTER APPROVED high-speed rail…

Rick Scott was one of the worst horrors ever inflicted on Florida, and we know from horrors. He stole billions from Medicaid:

I thought the only thing Greg Gutfield ever did that wasn’t pure trash was be the editor at Men’s Health magazine ? actually come to think of it that magazine kinda sucked as well

People really felt united behind all of the horrible things we did in response to 9/11.

So wanting to murder every Iranian while starting world war 3 is now considered being on the left? That means that those on the right want to actively end time/space. 

As someone who was in the Army during 9/11 I can personally say that I do not feel offended in anyway by kneeling football players. Obviously as one person among the ~1.3M people in the military, my opinion is anecdotal and not a blanket belief by all veterans, but I have a hard time imagining many of the other…

The only reason guillotines existed back then is because wood chippers didn’t.

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

They never did meet their one campaign promise of getting a soda machine in the cafeteria, but at least they didn’t lock all the kindergarteners in the supply closet.

He’s one of those who shouldn’t even be given a trial, just cattle-prodded over to the guilloutine immediately.

I mean, whatever. I don’t like Trump. I think he’s juvenile and not adult enough to be president but like, can I really hate on his decision to fire John friggin’ Bolton? I think it was a legit good thing to do.