Yes. I get the disconcerting feeling that White House staffers are now just saying anything at all to stop his tantrums.

I was going to say I have a 100% approval rating if you poll my immediate family but no, even that’s a lie. I’d probably come in somewhere around 20% because one of the cats likes me well enough.

If a steaming pile of shit is popular among Republicans, it says more about the Republicans than it does about the steaming pile of shit.

I look forward to reading the think pieces about the personal lives of black lives matter protesters.

Headline from the future:

As fucking pathetic as this whole thing has been, it does bring a smile to my face thinking about Trump drawing on the map with a sharpie all while saying to himself “Donald you goddamned brilliant stable genius! No one will ever question the authenticity of this!”

Add this to the list. 

Yeah-Ari Melber (MSNBC) played a clip of Trump  going on about how he likes Sharpies, how he called up the Sharpie company and got some monogrammed versions, how they were so much cheaper than those expensive pens they were using and how Sharpies write so much better. And if you think this sounds psychotic you should…

Yeah the saddest thing is that they don’t even understand the way the cone works so just figured they could tack on some more randomly.

I’ve only ever heard of these. We’ve never had one make landfall before.

Just get a Sweet Cream Vanilla Coldbrew

How fucking bored are you people

Hurricane Milton

Who cares and how petty can you get. This is pathetic. He lives in your head.

COTD, right there. Also, among the sea of guys with brickable smiles, doesn’t this guy have the most brickable one you’ve seen this year?

OK - Lending a friend a firearm when you’re together at the range or going hunting.

You could lose an eye doing that.

Hot take: I still find it a little weird that we’re all apparently fine with attempting to kill someone because he tried to steal your purse.

The worst part is that jackass is still alive.

Please, include the dark streak on the eyes, have his mouth open, and stick a dick in it. Thank you.