“Dear Mike Pence: Mind your own pussy, sis.”

Sadly, between the ruthlessness  of the Russians and the lack of organization/security among the Thai, she’ll be dead long before she has a chance to say anything.

So... we are OK with adultery AND excessive spending by our politicians for shit that could change in 4-8 years? Shit, bet if Trump declared himself supreme leader for life there’d be folks on the right shrugging it off

How much is Ben Carson wife charging Uncle Leo to spray paint those eyebrows on her face, cuz whatever it is he ain’t getting paid enough?

Ummm, was the Wayfair website down or something? Maaan What I can do with 5 stacks and free shipping....they would have thought Jonathan Adler came in and decorated the shit himself.

Please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape, please let there be a pee tape. 

I’m pretty sure that some of the 53% of white women who voted for Trump reside in Tampa.

Delta like any company can move and make some other city its hub. Does this idiot realize that there are so many cities that give Delta anything they wanted and probably offer to pay Delta to come to their city? He will change his tune soon enough, GOP principles have been sold and bought for much less.

These poor White people. I don’t know which nations would take them in. Maybe they can just try the ones they came from. Owning over 90% of the land must be so hard. How dare those Black Africans demand their share after years of apartheid. Black people are so mean.

So let me get a handle on this so I don’t accidentally misplace some outrage:

Filed To: Shit comes back around.

And here’s your cowardly proof...

Well she kind of did. The old part of her died and from that a new person was born. I know, I know it sounds sappy but sometimes sappy can be nice. :).

Not everyone in the African-American community loved Black Panther for a variety of reasons, and that’s fine.

I’m finna sign up for this, I’ve been looking for a dating app that strictly for cuckolds trying to work out their repressed inferiority complexes and the wives who love tolerate them.

If I were Oprah, I’d run in 2020 out of spite.

The police visited the home 39 times!

This is the first time I have seen the nickname “Suckabee.” I am ashamed of all of us for not coming up with it sooner.

This is the guy whose fans say they love how is not afraid to be himself and tell it like it is.

This needs more attention.