When Trump said Nike pays a lot of rent... ☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀

Nike is dragging the NFL all the way, since in March they signed a mutual 8-year contract out to 2026.

Great, now the air is going to be toxic as racist assholes all over the country try burning their tvs.

He lacks what Bobby had. Not the most handsome but extremely sexy.

Woody McClain is ugly cute. 

please don’t joke about the Bowling Green massacre. it’s just- it’s just too soon man. I lost my white conservative friends in that massacre which is why I don’t have any right now. It’s too painful.

That's cute that they think that the mail is the main way drugs are smuggled in rather than through the employee entrance. 

All Omarosa had to do was NOT WORK WITH THESE PEOPLE.

You know the mixtape always has one track where everyone on the squad drops a verse... yeah I’m waiting on Omarosa’s 4,3,2,1 feat. the whole Cabinet

This is the kind of shit we used to hear on mob informants wire tapes. They purposefully talk like this. They think that if they speak in this manner, they are protected under the guise of “plausible deniability” on the chance that someone turns out to be secretly recording them.

It’s a dead giveaway to me that they’re…

45 and his kin need to leave this woman alone. While I do not like Omarosa, I kind of admire her swag in this situation. Wouldn’t it be funny if a black woman and not the Russians brought 45 down.

But he’s minding his business in a convenience store in NM buying snacks. She’s acting like he was bragging about a brunching in Bali. How do you arrogantly buy snacks in a gas station? 

“because he’s being arrogant, because he’s black.”

Honorable Mentions: Kodak Black, Black men who only fux with redbones, light skin women who think reverse colorism is a thing. 

We’ll tuck a little bottle of cocoa butter in the lining.

The Coscto near me checked your ID upon entry, upon purchase, and then checked your receipt against what they could see in your cart as you were trying to leave. It was like going through customs, and it was one of the reasons why we didn’t renew our membership last year.

Costco isn’t that bad. They just check to make sure you have a card; it doesn’t even have to be yours.

He even attempted to push back against Mueller.

But did you see the scene from the space ship? She was better left in the Arctic.

As I recall it the black lady was the only one who survived in that movie, and the Predator ended up giving her a tattoo out of mutual respect before leaving.