I honestly don't know what I would do if one day, someone came up to me and said, "Hi. You don't know me, but...your family once owned my family."

I have a theory about that. I don't think Cordelia was infertile, per se. I think her Witchy body just rejected her Witch-Hunter Hubby's sperm. Or something.

I can't tell if I would rather scream out:

(and that's why you don't get to apparate without passing the test first)

Hey, I'm a pop culture nerd too, but how come Jimmy Fallon gets the cast of California Dreams *and* Full House to reunite, and yet I can't get the casts of Buffy and Angel to perform at my birthday parties.

Rand Paul deserves to be slapped. By me. Repeatedly.

Off topic, but why did we feed the troll? Just look at the dude's burner handle. Arguing with members of a hate group (let's face facts, that's what the Men's Rights Movement is) is futile. It's like skiing uphill.

Bonus points for having a name leading to some great double entendre:

I need a "mindless laughter turns into bitter, bitter tears" gif because that was my reaction when that statement left that wackamole's mouth.

(Would have replied to the troll directly, but didn't want my comment to get dismissed)

You are talking about an EXTREME TINY MINORITY OF MEN who would react like that, and when they do, absolutely no one blames the woman for him acting out. All the attention is on the jerk.

K, now I think you're just twisting my words left and right to justify whatever butthurt you have going on.

Did I say you were straight? Or did I say that you weren't part of a specific subset of queers that had vocalized a specific opinion in very specific places? (emphasis mine)

Well, I just scrolled through your profile, and you don't appear to have commented on any of the Macklemore threads, so I'm leaning towards the first option in this case.

Either I'm not in the "Queers of Jezebel" club, or Hermione just did the very thing she admonished another person of doing.

I have something to say: I LOVE HOUSE MUSIC!

Skip ahead to "Sheesh, cab Bob?", "Art Crawl," "Weekend at Mort's," and "Torpedo." Then jump right into season two with "Ears-y Rider." The latter is the episode that got me hooked, and the season one eps I mentioned are the ones that cemented my love of this show.

Linda's pretty cool, but the Belcher kids are where it's at. Just when I though Tina was my favorite...