If only Katniss were real and willing to go all Hunger Games on those Duck Dynasty fucktards...

Oooh, I'll play.

There's a jokey saying in Mexican Spanish, made popular by a television show, about people with "blended" families: A cada uno de mis hijos le di su propio(a) [padre/madre] pa que no se anden peleando. (Translation: "I gave each one of my children their own [father/mother] so that they won't fight over them." i.e.…

Oh, right. I'd forgotten about that.

That the human shit stain is a frakking *social* *worker* is literally the cherry atop the pedo sundae.

Isn't Julian Fellowes married to a woman who would have been Baronetess/Viscountess/Countess/Marchioness/Duchess Smartypants (*) in her own right, had it not been for the fact that she was born a girl and has an Uncle who will inherit that title once her father dies? Either that, or he's the son of a woman who would…

Etsy. Probably.

Okay, question time (and this is for everyone): What do we think about Branson/Edith?

MEEEEEEEE!!!

I take it you mean W-H-I-S-K-Y. They drink "whiskey" in Eire, but not in Alba.

Wanna hear something funny? I've always wanted to cook a Dickensian/Victorian-style goose for Christmas in order to try out something different. So if I'm flying to the UK for Christmas, I'd rather eat goose, duck, ham, and Christmas pudding :).

Hey missy (mister?), you heard John Stamos! PEDANTS SHALL BE BANNED. :/

Hell, let them have a whole network where racists, homophobes, etc can spout all their crap.

I call it "Frat Boy" face.

Well, since my family's from Mexico City and parts adjacent, my mom made the traditional Christmas dishes bacalao a la vizcaina (dried, salted cod "Biscay-style" sauteed with onion, garlic, green olives, cascabella peppers, tomatoes, potatoes, and parsley) and revoltijo con tortitas de camaron (dried shrimp cakes in…

I love you for this.

LULZ! It's not *that* bad. It's more like:

Lactose intolerant. Jamie Lee Curtis is powerless to help me.

For the SoCal Jezzies, Hamburger Mary's is an option. They even have a "No Hate Southern Fried Chicken Sandwich" NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK.