Tupac Amaru is a bad ass name! Sure, it sounds funny to English speakers, but think of it as a name that carries with it a rich, cultural history.

They misremembered that one Simpson's episode where Homer volunteers to be a Big Brother and he's paired up with a little Latino kid (side note: there are Latinos — other than Bumble Bee Man — in Springfield. How cool is that?).

Er, some of those are second, third, and even fourth names. Cuz folks sure had long names back in the days of yonder.

Oh no! He's practically a middle name away from being a national landmark :/.

Really? Let's just say I, personally, wouldn't kick Macklemore out of bed or anything.

He will be very grateful, I'm sure...

It's Reinette, isn't it? PLEASE NAME HER REINETTE.

The Late Diana Spencer's stepmother was Raine, Countess of Dartmouth. Di affectionately nicknamed her "Acid Raine."

I'm embracing the "old timey is COOL" Hipster trend and naming my children old-timey names prospectors and assorted pioneerin' folk would have back in the 19th century.

He looks like he's about to pop some tags and only has 20 dollars in his pocket.

What? No Joan Baez?

I seem to remember various screeds written about this song on Jez not too long ago. Even Bob Geldof disowned it. Something about it sounding condescending toward the people it was trying to help: "ooh, look at the primitive peoples of Africa, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF TEH PRIMITIVES?"

My dog and I were attacked by a pit bull (a while ago, mind you, and my dog and I are now fine) because the pit's handler thought she could get the dog from her car to her front yard without putting the pit on a leash. Stupid :/.

Thank you for illustrating why gay men are not default allies for women.

Men make more money than women in the same position, with the same level of education and experience.

There's a difference between a look and a leer. A look is fine. We all look, we're only human. A look turns into a leer when the viewer isn't so much acknowledging your presence as he is staring right through you. In that moment, you no longer feel like a person: just a pair of legs with tits.

YIKES. That made me go, "NO. NOT MY PLEASURE BUTTON!"

Am I imagining things, or did some ancient cultures use something called birthing blocks to help women birth babies in a squatting position?

WARNING: DISTURBING (ISH) GRAPHIC FOLLOWS...TURN BACK NOW...YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...

And they're also tall, all the better to reach knobs and counter tops. Smart too. You can see the little wheels spinning in that doggie brain of theirs as they watch you opening doors and such.