One of these days, I will.

Jewish men who are all WAAAAAAAY HOTTER than Adam Levine:

LOKI IS PLEASED, MORTALS. ALL HAIL YOUR BENEVOLENT AND SEXUALLY DESIRABLE ASGARDIAN OVERLORD.

Temperatures in LA have dropped to the low 50's/high 40's and it's snowing in nearby SoCal places, so I think the reality of global warming has finally sunk in with car-obsessed, gas-guzzling Angelenos.

One of my good friends, also Mexican, married a black man. Her kids all have skin that's a bit darker than hers, but a bit lighter than her husband's, and very curly black hair. Her only daughter and youngest child is ADORABLE. She kind of reminds me of Amandla Stenberg.

I'm not black (*), but Latinos of mixed race have similar experiences.

I think I'm gonna post this on FB with the status message: "Rapist wins Heisman trophy."

You responded to my comment, which cites studies of racial bias in the criminal justice system and the history of racial terror in the south, with racist imagery.

Yep. Apparently, all women are shrill, rape-crying She-Devils. And if there's one thing both black and white men agree on, it's this:

Speaking of unnerving, that's Kenny Rogers' original face. I had long forgotten what he used to look like.

That makes two of us.

Am I correct in assuming that this is what your entire argument boils down to?

I'm as kinky as the next person, but it's awfully hard to get one's freak on when you constantly have to guard against violations of your privacy.

Nigella Lawson gets you hard too?

He may be a bit of a Lad (he's an ex-jock), but his heart seems to be in the right place.

I was in elementary and middle school from the mid 80's to the mid 90's, and by then Lisa Frank stuff was just ok. I did have some of her stuff, but I was quite selective about it: dolphins, polar bears, and golden retrievers were okay; everything else was tacky shit.

I have a HUGE obsession with British guys, Scots in particular, and yes, GORDON RAMSAY IS NOT FUCKING HELPING.

Maaaan, if I lived in Milan, I'd be knicking the "ornaments" off of that tree and keeping them for myself. "Dooot dooot doo, nothing to see here, just going about my merry way, kthanxbai."