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Okay, so the Cheela aren’t as tall as we thought.

“Here’s a thing you don’t want, and it will be a pain in the ass to get rid of it” has been the Microsoft motto from the beginning.

No offense to these history scholars, the most damaging conspiracy theory in history is religion. Full stop. The perpetuation that some omniscient and omnipresent invisible being/s setting up arbitrary rules and guidelines we must follow and have faith in have sparked more wars, murder spree’s, genocides, prejudices,

It’s Alan Moore.

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Here’s a good explanation for why it sucks:

you can’t see through the event horizon of a Stargate.

Not a mention yet for Doug Jones? Really?

Was my favorite part of the job, getting to call in the authorities on those dirty scofflaws that didn’t comply. A lot of people also thought they could get away with not rewinding their DVD’s either but we could always tell.

I’m just here to help wonder where the movie 2-6 uniforms are. AKA the best uniforms.

Remember when the climactic battle was brown-on-brown, in the dark, and aired streaming-only, and they told us our TVs were the problem?

OOOF, Grammar error in the first sentence. Guys.... GUYS.

It doesn’t look like anything to me.

Existenz is fantastic!

I’m not so sure Ruby is dead. If we don’t see someone die on screen, that’s usually to give writers an out to bring them back. Plus, the entire season indicated that Christina needs the people she and Ruby morph into alive (both William and Dell were in comas, but still alive). So I’m thinking Ruby’s probably in a

I mean, at the second episode, it was very clear that this was an anthology series with through-lines, and I don’t know that it’s fair to expect things to wrap up in a cohesive fashion. That’s not what the show’s trying to do.

Besides, I think they already tried this. It was called The Lone Gunmen.

[1] I thought both INTERSTELLAR and INCEPTION had terrific scores by Hans Zimmer.

Surely there’s only one answer? Other than that this list is supergreen

Only offworld evil customers please:

‘Distractingly large?’ They look like average sized bat nipples to me.