Is this real life?

So you've missed out on the joke, it's okay, it happens to everyone.

*adjusts glasses*

Would someone in the know mind explaining exactly what is happening here, for those of us who may not be otherwise informed. From what I can tell, this man is suffering from some sort of severe barbecue accident.

Guess what my car is...

Understatement of the week

Reggie doesn't ever use hyperbole... except when he's talking.

What?! I loved mushrooms and black olive pizza as a kid, those were my go to toppings. Possibly also why my friends never let me order the pizza.

9-9-9

Seriously, how did he stumble upon this idea, and how drunk did he have to be to follow through.

Wait, so there IS a God.

This is like Transformer action figures based on the Michael Bay movies.

*image fail*

Yes yes, this is the real story. How do I make it like this all the time.

Clooney is a fairly good actor if you watch the right stuff, he was pretty much playing himself in the "Oceans" movies (almost ever one was actually). I would suggest something like Michael Clayton.

Bah! Enough of your logic nonsense! Can't you leave me to troll in peace!

I can't be sure, but I'm pretty sure, this cannot be fun.

Actually, to be accurate, they are cubes.

I agree, you really don't see enough of this stuff any more. Big heads, small heads, people with dolphin heads, now everything has to be all "serious" and "realistic", like I am going to forget that I am playing a game.

these were like the worst burglars I've even seen (not saying that I have seen very many) its like they broke into the house and then didn't really know what to do next besides each some cheese.