It was St. Paul not Sir Paul you dipstick. I just played one of his songs right now actually, my favorite of his - Calico Skies do you know it?

I heard there's no growth in your private sector too lol

Hey Moony nah don't give a shit about MS anymore. My NDA ends in January and I get the final part of my payoff if I'm a good girl. It's me... What else would I be? Nineteen months of not working for the man - can't beat it, so I joined it. Now if only I could find a reliable babysitter :) Hey Moon, you any good with…

The hopeless fantasy niche is already occupied by you. I was just guessing about the beard. I was thinking "he acts like a vajayjay, maybe he looks like one too." You should get a vajazzle round your mouth instead of a beard. It'll do wonders for your self esteem. Have a little square shape one above your upper lip…

I rewrote the words to Abraham, Martin and John to appease my non-god sensibilities

On reading haiku
Before enjoying, one checks
Syllables conform

Did you know Stephen Hawking can finally have an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker?

Did I tell you the joke about Sara Pippelini? Just told it again today to great mirth.

They're not anal warts - they're features that allow navigation down there when the lights are off, kinda like ass-braille if you will. And they are most certainly not recurring - they never went away. Now, the reason you have a beard :) isn't so you look like a real folk singer, it's to cover the anal warts on your…

Hey Moon, my neighbor just told me a joke I haven't heard before.

Dawn doesn't contain petroleum, petroleum is a carcinogen. Dawn contains products made from petroleum like just about everything you're looking at right now.

OK thanks for your help. I'm going to pluck my eyebrows and go to bed.
Lifehacker should do a Lifehacker Late Night instead of open thread where insomniacs and other deviants could ramble on all night

Hmm no not exactly. I thought I'd seen somewhere you could use AHK like a script. Does it always have to be activated by pressing a key? I admit I don't have it installed; I've reached an impasse trying to do something with PowerShell and I'm stuck. As you know I usually have an answer for everything so I don't like…

Moon! Wake up. AHK question. With AHK installed can I fire the Win key from code or does it just allow me to make another key do what the Win key does?

Almost forgot. I once dated a famous movie star who is going to remain nameless. My God! We went halves on the first date at his suggestion and took it in turns for the check every other date. All the while his hired limo was outside waiting to whisk him/us away. Talk about cheap. I will graciously concur he was…

I couldn't agree more. We women have a bit of a reputation for that. I may have had some (only a few) faults in the dating department but I never let a date hang like that. It's just common courtesy plus if you don't like him/her be courteous enough to let them know (I so want to add 'they were a dork' :) )

It's about power and understanding. We have the power; you understand?

At first I read your post the wrong way and thought WTF is he talking about. I read it as if you were addressing the gentlemen readers as in

I was born and lived for thirty-one of my thirty-three years in NYC. I hate boats! I just found out recently a screw is that propeller thing at the back and that if you have two they have to spin opposite ways. There's a whole ecosystem of boatspeak out there I want no part of. And no you weren't ever dorky.

Yeah. I was trying not to use the phrase control freak but every control freak is like that. Fortunately the reverse is not true - not everyone who insists on paying is a control freak.