Honey, a date with Mr. Lopez usually goes as follows. "Hey I have to take one of the boats to the islands for a couple of days, you wanna come?" Just happened yesterday in fact :)

I haven't done anything other than read the blog post but this looks like Windows Phone only to me.

I think you missed out a crucial 'not' towards the end there.
:)

Sweet talker

You're not taking into account how the woman feels in that scenario. Just so your male ego doesn't get bruised you insist on paying. At some point in our relationship I would start to decline dates with you for fear of feeling to myself that I was taking advantage of you. Don't forget a lot of men expect something in…

Female here. First date with someone, if he asks for the date he pays and vice versa. If there are any subsequent dates then second and maybe third date 50/50 by prior agreement but if he puts up a strong argument that he pays then I let him and I take care of the tip. Once it gets regular then we alternate no matter…

If you look how many people recommended my first reply to you and some subsequent ones and then compare that with how many people recommended your replies you'll get some idea which way the wind is blowing. Like I said best quit now. If all you can do is go on the defensive whenever someone has the temerity to comment…

I don't buy a lot of meat; I'm a veggie and my husband doesn't care what he eats as long as it's made for him (there's some exaggeration there) but my disabled brother lives with us and I have to feed him. The chicken I attempted to buy today was a distress purchase if you will for guests who were arriving later that…

You're grasping at straws now, best quit.

You could have put -

"I doesn't a week at a friend's n Jacksonville and her Public was exactly the same." s/be "I spent a week at a friend's in Jacksonville and her Publix was exactly the same."

So, why didn't you say at first you don't know what you're talking about instead of readers having to find out?

Agree about the Publix own brand but... There are three Publix stores near me and all of them are behind at basic housekeeping. Chilled foods are piled way beyond the load line and sell by date checking is best left to the customer as they seem to be genetically incapable of doing it themselves. I don't buy fresh meat…

I know they exist. The original poster was making an unverified assertion. It could equally well have been, in a post about Android devices "or you can download an app to do that without rooting". The legitimacy of these "or you can" statements is quite often hard to establish and they appear primarily to be there to…

Hmmm seems to be quite the controversy going on over there in the blog comments. Glad I left when I did and I still retain the position as the last person to get out of MS alive.

Or you could tell us the name of the off brand filters, how much they cost and where to buy them; whether you've used them and how they compare with the name brand instead of just making a smart-ass one line remark. C'mon, you already reached for the keyboard to make the post... tell us and show off your filter-fu.

When midnight comes round

Pluckings of sitar
Just need twelve more syllables
To finish this verse

Unintentional,
Wholly self-referential
High IQ haiku

"Gimme your IQ",
Moon said. So I wrote this verse.
Now he says I'm deaf.