“Why must it always be pandemonium, Clarence?!"

Hader is the only other acceptable option. I’m giggling so much just thinking about that. I’d also accept a Bill Hader/Michael Shannon 2-man It’s A Wonderful Life remake. 

YES! I’m envisioning a Nelson Van Alden meltdown, and I’m here for it. 

I’d be substantially more interested if it was a one-man Michael Shannon show. Just let him be everyone—George Bailey, Mr. Potter, Mary, the kids, Clarence.

I’ve been wondering this myself. I’ve not had a chance to catch the latest seasons, but I had sort of assumed in the early seasons that Dance would be a shoo-in for Old Phillip. I also don’t understand why they used Nicholas Rowe in the early seasons as a staffer when the dude looks like he could be Charles’s clone. 

True.

I had seen mentions of it but was still not adequately prepared for the pictures and video. I was howling with laughter and still crack up every time I think about it. Didn’t think anything could top the Four Seasons. Oh how wrong I was.

Yeah there’s . . . a lot to unpack there.

I wondered that, too, but I was also thinking they might have lifts in them. Him finding a ridiculous way to look taller would match the ridiculous effort to dye his hair.

Damn you're probably right. 

I think I first saw Levar Burton mentioned a year or two ago, and though I hadn’t considered him for it before then, he is now my default choice and preference. Hope he gets it.

A very young Joaquin Phoenix also pops up in the first season of Murder, She Wrote! 

Haha Fair enough! I wouldn’t have quibbled if they hadn’t said “historically.”

Very excited and relieved by the news. Hoping we can win the runoffs in Georgia and get that fuckhead McConnell out as Majority Leader.

“Not well, my ass!” I love Michael Shannon in just about anything, but he really steals his scenes in this movie. 

Yeah so far, rejecting this guy’s pitches is the only thing I’ve heard that Quibi did right. 

Clearly but sarcasm is not inherently funny. Lay unfunny sarcasm is basically Barsanti’s wheelhouse and what this article screams of.

Yeah this take was so bad that I initially assumed it was from Barsanti.

Well, I didn’t specify in what way they ended badly! ;) 

Haha I have had quite an internal struggle debating with myself whether I should sit through the dumpster fire that is The Following for Purefoy. Probably won’t, but he earned himself a lot of points as Antony.