I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude.

There was, uh, my briefcase.

Does this place look like I'm fucking married?

Nice marmot.

You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole.

Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules?

Smokey was a conscientious objector.

Mark it zero.

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know.

That was me. And six other guys.

You threw out a ringer for a ringer!

Who's got your undies, Walter?

I was talking about my rug.

The story is ludicrous.

We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude.

I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck.

Nothing is fucked here, Dude. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs!

The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers!

Also, the Chinaman is not the issue, Dude!