The Chinaman who peed on my rug. I can't go give him a bill.

It really tied the room together.

That's a bummer, man.

I'm adhering to, uh, a pretty strict drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

Are you employed, sir?

Okay, sir, I'm a Lebowski, you're a Lebowski.

I'm a Brother Shamus!

I'm just helping her conceive, man!

She kidnapped herself.

When you get a divorce you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.

You are entering a world of pain.

This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Just because we're bereaved, that doesn't make us saps!

Donny, you're out of your element!

What's a pederast, Walter?

Is this your homework, Larry?

No worries! :)

YES! I agree! (Also we're definitely talking about the same scene!) :)

What are you, a fucking park ranger now?