I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

The Pope sometimes reminds me of my grandma, a little. She’s almost 90 and devoutly Catholic, but even when people talk about “controversial” topics, like transgender rights her reaction is always the same: “Well, I don’t really undestand that, but so long as it makes them happy, that’s okay!”

SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITICIAL PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HER DENIM SKIRT.

She is not doing her job. She does not have a “right” to have her hateful views tolerated. There are plenty of people in need of a job. She needs to be fired now.

hey remember when chief keef couldn’t do a concert in chicago because if he stepped foot in cook county he would be arrested for failure to pay child support, then he tried to put on a hologram performance in the city but he failed to get the proper permits to put it on

Can we be officially over Lena Dumbnam??

Slightly OT, but once I was on an overnight ferry to France, and the way they woke everyone up at 6 AM was by blasting an opera complete with lion roars into every cabin. I am now very happy to listen to wait music because honestly nothing else could ever sound so awful.

My sister is coming to my same-sex wedding. WHAT DO I TELL HER?!?

but really what is jay’s deal

The ghost-sex season was so fucked up. I’m debating carrying on with Scandal because Olivia keeps making bad decisions and not picking Jake over the asshat. HTGAWM is only on season two, so I’m still with that one.

Definitely both! Imagine finding someone so perfect for you that he’s willing to share your grossest, weirdest habits - such as eating disgusting moldy 60-year-old fruitcake out of a fucking coffee can - for over half a century. Personally I’m holding out for a wealthy guy who will be like, “Shorty [he has to call me…

That baby’s face is all “WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” which is precisely my reaction to Trump. Like, at first Trump’s campaign was kind of funny, but it’s getting a little scary now and I’m actually concerned. I mean, “legit questioning the sanity of a large portion of America”-level concerned.

jesus christ

I was 17 and my mom took me to her gynecologist to have him tell her if I was a virgin or not.

high five to my bf who never complains about using a condom and with whom I have had many fantastic and safe sexual encounters without getting knocked up

*waves*
Female police cadet here. I think it’s very important that we have diverse police departments, women and minorities included. Do we have a lot of work to do to improve our current departments? Yes. But we can do this!

She is actually celiac, not just on the celeb-gluten-free trend. She’s fantastic in Shameless too!

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

Even if this is true, and I sort of think it is—at least the part about buying things, my wedding was still the best day of my life. I cannot explain how meaningful it was to have so many people who loved and cared about my husband and I in the same room dancing to Madonna. I had so much fun, and it was completely…

And my job being married is to get my husband and my [seven] kids to heaven with me.