That should be illegal.
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I bounced a bowl of fancy little French pickles off his forehead, one by one, and the waiter brought me a fresh bowl.
after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”
I had to fill out some dumbass survey to get a quote from a local photographer, and one of the questions was “what kind of bride are you?” Choices were: Traditional, Wild, DIY, Fairytale (and maybe I’m missing another one). I clicked “other” and wrote “simple.” I am a simple goddamn bride. Yes, my wedding will be…
Commenters disagreed: One wrote asking why the Kleins were so upset about GoFundMe canceling their fundraiser when the site was doing the same thing the Kleins had done, refusing the use of their product for something they didn’t agree with.
So, I still kinda love this show, but anyone who is under the impression that it’s not a soap opera is kidding themselves. A soap opera with higher ratings and budgets than the typical daytime ones, but seriously, nowhere but in soap opera world does one person experience a bomb in a body, a drowning and miraculous…
I hate to sound elitist (sort of) but the fucking guy didn’t even graduate from college. I’m not comfortable having a president who doesn’t have a college degree, and I know a large chunk of America is just going to eat up that storyline.
So, no joke. This guys is an actual real life evil man. And his chances of becoming president aren’t small. The very very bad part about a giant slime ball like Ted Cruz running is that “reasonable” republicans will vote for Walker, and the country is screwed.
Yes! WHAT THE FUCK DID HARRY DO?!
One time I ordered a 4-piece McNuggets and was given a 4-piece McNugget box filled to the brim with tartar sauce.
When it comes to dealing with the world’s assholes and atrocities, I live by the words of Mr. Fred Rogers.
“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”
A pool party without the Black Eyed Peas sounds a trillion gajillion times more fun than a pool party with the Black Eyed Peas. I never go to parties unless I can get assurance, in writing, from at least three people, that none of the Black Eyed Peas will be there.
I think that’s more about what popular culture says about white teachers. Plenty of contemporary teaching programs and educational theorists focus on dismantling that white savior complex. My program as well as all the programs I have heard about (through other teachers’ reports) absolutely do not agree with…
tend to attract white/Anglo, middle class folks who “want to make a difference”, rather than folks who want, and need, to make good money.
Dear God, if Ariana Grande is following this diet, my life will be complete and I can die happy.
When my wife was bald and in chemo, I'd have given anything to have to deal with random hair around the house. When she first started chemo, it fell out in giant clumps, leaving a halo of her naturally blonde hair on her pillow and wherever she sat. Eventually, she asked me to shave her head and that was when it all…
In a Wednesday press conference, Arpaio noted that the settlement was a good business decision since the girl’s family had initially sued for $30 million.
MAN Bob Durst is going to have to do a LOT of murdering to silence a LOT of people as soon as he gets out of jail