Oh my god, this is such bullshit. I work in a bookstore, and when I see my favorite books given treatment like this it makes me want to scream. And throw books. Just to send them back to the publishers because they're "damaged". Seriously, this cover would make me NOT buy the book.

Those look throbbing painful.

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

Really similar kind of thing for me and my wife. I had a bi-lateral lung transplant (almost 5 years ago!) and when I was getting listed we got a burner phone to give that number only to my transplant nurse coordinator so that we wouldn't jump every time our individual phones rang. (I ended up only being on the list…

I've just spent the last five minutes berating my breasts for being lazy. They, in turn, told me if I took them out more, maybe they'd be more inclined to get into shape. We're not talking to each other now. And yes, it is awkward.

I just think that the fact we live in a time when two female showrunners are even in a place to be butting heads about this topic as it pertains to their wildly successful tv shows, is a pretty cool thing.

Thank you once again for what has become my Monday must read! All Hail BCO

it should be sexual reichstag, not sexual congress

You guys. I get why I'm supposed to stop hating Lena Dunham so much. She gets a disproportionate amount of criticism for being outspoken and not having Hollywood looks and being brave enough to present female antiheroes and so on. But why does she have to be so awful all the time? "I'm not crazy, it's the world that's…

Dearest MoGlo,

His job is to not cough up blood in someone's sink and then die on the operating table during a routine procedure, thereby cutting his time on Scandal down forever.

Sorry, I still wanted more Henry.

While I'm not going to help librarian1 get out of the grays, "baby killing fiends" is my favorite thing we've been called today. I really do love abortion, so much that I support legalizing them until the 200th trimester or so. Later if other people are in danger from the stupidity of the fetal adult.

If only Russ would run.....

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

I kind of fantasize about Bethanny being out with whomever winds up on the cast, quaffing cocktails. Jill ZAAAAARRRRin, who's been creeping on them, ambles up; hilarity ensues. I kind of think Andy Cohen is banking on it, too.

I spent from 10 am to 430 shopping, cooking and cleaning while my husband played golf and watched football. He got high then snaked our drain (that is not a euphemism), but couldn't screw the drain trap cover back on and asked for my help. And he had left gobs and gobs of gross hair and other nasties in the drain, so…

ohmygosh i am the worst at making new friends - i sound like such a dweeb. i'll be at work like HEY COWORKER I LIKE YOU LETS HANG? and it comes out so terribly, like i don't have a life. (i have friends! i just don't have a ton of them!)

Chicago Jezzies?! YOU MEAN LIKE ME?

Go for it if it feels mostly right. Don't go for it if you know it's only a distraction (and nothing more) from your current situation. Seems like it's more than a distraction though. :)

I recommend that book to people every chance I get. It is a simply AMAZING piece of journalism, and the truth is so far from what most people believe.