Seriously though, why is he allowed on school property? Why is he allowed at a place that teen girls are known to congregate?

There's a point to Kinja? Because it's failing miserably. Comments around here were 200x better a couple years ago. Old articles popping up make it all too obvious.

She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change.

Why the fuck would a changing table be a "woman" thing as opposed to a "parent" thing? In attempting to head off some future sexism, you engaged in some of it yourself. Newsflash, dads change the damned diapers too.

My friend and I took advantage of the Two for One deal at the Abortionarium last Tuesday. Got my membership card punched too.

I was really hoping he was selling Three Penis Wine. Or, I guess if he was going for the fancy crowd, Nine Penis Wine.

Hell yeah! Brunch is literally the best thing. I love to sit outside, and wear my big hat and sunglasses and act glamorous. But that is just a front because I am un-showered and hungover, usually. And I want to be able to puke in the shrubbery if necessary.

WTF! Also what was with HER crying? Likely because she wanted you to feel bad for her and not yell I assume? Think that was a bullshit manipulative move on her part. I can't really say anything that helps, except ugh that is terrible :(

i got engaged on wednesday! i have no idea where to start. i really just want a justice of the peace wedding, small party afterwards with family & friends, and save money to go on a kick ass honeymoon. anyone else have a small, on the cheap type wedding?

This is a very sensible and humane policy.

True story:

OH HONEY NO. YOU DO NOT GIVE TARA REID YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. PUT DOWN THE DRINK. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"

I don't know if "Why are you so awesome and do you need a new brunch buddy?" is the kind of question that would get me put on some sort of list, but that's the only things that springs to mind when I think of Aisha Tyler.

It's obviously a joke, but something being "a joke" doesn't mean it's not harmful.

My womb-heart. It aches.

It depends on the designer. A Balenciaga vagina would be sleek and trendy. A De La Renta vagina is timeless and classic. A Betsey Johnson vagina says "hey, I like to party". And a Chanel vagina says nothing. It just smokes cigarettes and judges penises for being too fat.

I loved Barbie and somehow I managed to grow up to be a feminist, not have an eating disorder, and be enthused about math AND science. I wonder how that could have possibly happened? Could I perhaps have gleaned some positivity from a doll that can be anything and isn't just pretty, but was president, and astronaut,…

It's frustrating, because I want to give her all of my money, but she just doesn't want it anymore.

This is awesome, I'm going to apply to work at Starbuck's and then tell them my religion forbids me from serving people caffeinated products. And then I'm going to apply at McDonald's and tell them that I will not be serving anyone any beef products because I'm a Hindu and see how far that goes. And then I'm going…