It's in that little known book of the bible, Bigots 4:15 "Thou shall not use the bathroom unless thy junk is approved by your boss."

If it's just LED lights I feel like I can make it at home with cardboard and a string of Christmas bulbs. Ima look so good.

Best part of her win: In the post run interview, she turned to her boyfriend who was a top ranked competitor who had already been knocked out before her and said "I couldn't have done this without you." He replied "Yes you could have, but I'm proud to be here with you." I had always thought he was a little douchey but…

BREAKING NEWS, DEVELOPING STORY, BREAKING DEVELOPMENT, DEVELOPING BREAK

THIS CHIPOTLE GUAC DISPUTE IS TEARING US APART.

Usually, I'm against interfering in other people's child rearing or pet care, but I think it's probably not a bad idea to make a casual habit of glancing into cars as you walk across your office or supermarket parking lot. Actually, being more aware of one's surroundings in general is a fabulous idea. Let's quit…

The biggest casualty of her divorce was that I can't watch Bethenny Ever After anymore.

I'm glad I am not the only one who misses Bethenny Getting Married. I don't know why I was so addicted to that show!

I like how Brian Kilmeade added something about being confused about why the torso was so big and the skirt so small, I don't know why that struck me as REALLY dumb and annoying but it does and he is.

My mind often tricks me into thinking that I burned calories because I sweat when I walk up my stairs on a 90 degree day. Today it's 95, so.... three ice cream sandwiches?

That poor girl. We should have some organization that cares for people in these situations. Something like "here's all this money to help you get by the rest of your life and here are 10,000 people that have volunteered to hug you all at the same time and puppies."

I thought we'd settled on hobby lobby?

Aww, that's too bad! I've been dumped by friends before, albeit in 5th grade, and it probably sucks even harder when adult men are acting like bitchy teenage girls. You might honestly want to google strategies aimed at middle/high school girls for overcoming this sort of thing, as that is the level of behavior we're…

TIME FOR NEW FRIENDS! Have you tried meetup or anything? Do any of your friends have boyfriends/husbands that can replace his shitty friends? Have you considered moving to a new area?

"I appreciate the offer, but feel the goal of such an encounter would be more about making you feel at ease than me. As such, I decline."

I've started thinking about my future career and I'm pretty sure that I'll be A-Okay with the idea of not actually having a "career." I really love the idea of buying a small plot of land (no more than an acre) off the beaten path but not too far from a major city and living in a Wheelhaus. Just me and the dog and a…

Capicola and prescription drugs.

She is fantastic. I'm really interested to see what happens to her character in the next season of Nurse Jackie.

You 100% have the right to not vaccinate your child due to religious beliefs. You DO NOT have the right to have your child attend public school if he/she is un-vaccinated. Don't want to vaccinate? Then off to home-school/ private school you go.

Omggggg I DID IT. I asked out the man that I've been pining after for over a year. I finally did it!!!! I'm so proud of myself. He bar tends at the bar I frequent, and we share a few mutual friends. He's tall and built really well, just really solid and strong seeming, like a goddamn oak tree or something. He has long…