Yeah & in 4 years she'll have school paid for while the rest of them (myself included) have loans for the rest of their lives, (minus the trust fund babies).

Her?

"Valentine's Day (the who-cares-iest of all the holidays)..."

and yet no menu for Galentine's day!

They think they can do this because the women are doing the job because they have a passion for it. They love dance. They really want to do it. I was a teacher for 17 years and I see some similarities in how people would talk about teacher pay. When budget cuts started happening, there was an assumption that we…

Didn't Jezebel just have an article about Kristin Bell and Dax Sheppard calling for a boycott of publications that run pictures of celebrity kids? This boy just lost his father, let's not put his picture all over the internet.

I am that person who will absolutely carry a thousand books up six flights of stairs. I don't believe in throwing away books.

My 11 year old son is THE BIGGEST football fan in the world. The ENTIRE world. He knows every stat for every team, every player. Everything. He became eligible to play tackle football last year and I made up every excuse in the book as to why he couldn't play. Much to his disappointment, he went back for that one,…

I love it when my boyfriend finds something really funny. He does this adorable little giggle laugh that just makes me smile and love him even more. I also love it when he tells things that have upset me off: ex. I have a terrible relationship with my body (I'm working on it...) and sometimes I get upset cooking for…

You guyyyssss! I just booked my first big-girl vacation (not visiting family! Not following a friend's band to a dive bar in some remote city)! On a beach! With my gentleman, who I am crazy about. I feel so lucky.

I guess you can still be godly and want to suck dick."

Can we stop making it a "thing" that women give zero fucks about sports? I'm a woman and I give a lot of fucks about sports. It gets really old when guys are shocked that I understand football because people keep pushing this "women give zero fucks about sports" as the default, good position. But what do I know, I'm…

And having finished this I am 50% more pleased with my current sexual and romantic partner. Thank you.

(She spritzes herself with Fracas three times a day. Fracas, you guys.)

I've been trying to make BF Colon do the same thing! He always puts the dishes in the sink. WHY? He also always insists on pretty much washing the dishes completely clean before putting them in the dishwasher. WHY? ITS THE DISHWASHER'S JOB. DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT FEEL INADEQUATE?

I adored LuAnn season 1. She was so bitchy yet put together and passive agressive... ... up until she was a jackass about Bethany introducing her to Bethany's driver as "LuAnn." She said he should refer to her as Countess de l'Esseps or Mrs. de l'Esseps or whatever as a sign of respect "like you would do with kids."…

Look, I will just break down what we're thinking and pretending we're not here:

I'm a former chef and kind of a foodie and I like to give people crap about using convenience foods, but even I admit that the dip with Velveeta and chili and salsa in a crockpot is like eating the tears of angels.

Funny. I hate this show, because joke-wise it's a female version of Two and a Half Men.