You’re always fishing for responses.

A star for you

I am a Giants fan. Last season was unwatchable. Like, “oh god I don’t even want to know the score” unwatchable.

4th GEAR:

I am all that you describe. And yes, I lost my case before I walked in the room (to a wife who cheated with a guy who cooks meth in his bathroom and is on the run for writing bad checks AND has a 12 year old daughter whose a runaway prostitute).

This article is both fucked and completely true. I don’t know whether to high five you or give you the finger.

I have a man crush. I admit it.

I’d happily take her to a wonderful dinner and some stargazing. I think she’s amazing and funny and beautiful.

Some days I wake up and want to set myself on fire and run naked down Central with a shot gun. Its because at 43, I am not where I thought I’d be in life at 43. I did everything right but still ended up making a left turn in to the twilight zone.

Maybe he’s just an asshole? His performance in Phoenix last month was incoherent at best.

That’s Diamondback level pitching there. #LosLosers

I’ll waive my rights.

I tell myself this daily. I hope to god you are right.

I’d literally do ANYTHING to have sex right now. Its been so long I forget about it most days. My body remembers sometimes though. I wish it wouldn’t.

Amen to that. (high five)

As a straight man, I’d be RR’s bae. Wait, can I be a bae?

So much truth - it be hurtin’

Doc wants me off of it. Says I should get psychiatric help. I’m like 43, nobody gives a shit what I do, and I feel good on Xanax so whats the harm? I don’t fly plans or plan to spawn so who cares?

I maintain, and have always maintained....that Xanax should be shot in to the water supply. haha

(FAKE French accent): I challownge ooh, Licky Bubby. To a lace”