That haircut is business in the back, Megan’s Law in the front.

I place the blame for this squarely on the shoulders of Eli Manning for telling Calvin Johnson not to score since there was so much time left on the clock.

Look, it’s not Matt Stafford’s fault that Lynch was inactive. He did his best with what was there.

Honestly, this is the Lions’ fault for putting the game in the officials’ hands. This has been talked about ad nauseam for months, but when you only need to get one yard inside the red zone, you give the ball to Marshawn Lynch every fucking time.

I’m surprised Scott Walker hasn’t invited the Yoopers to just join Wisconsin. He could use a few more ignorant shitwits to shore up his support as governor. The only thing superior about the UP is the lake.

Good. Let’s start this. I grew up in the lower peninsula then spent four years in the upper. I can honestly say that every stereotype about racist, hillbilly, backwards, inbred, uneducated, shit-kicking imbeciles applies to yoopers. The upper peninsula is a stretch of trees broken by a two lane highway interspersed…

I finally decided to sit down and try and submit a “WYTS” for the Lions. I’ve considered doing it every year, because wow, this team writes it’s own submission every season just by being Detroit. It was golden...about 4,500 words (and I could have gone on for the length of an average dissertation but stopped when I…