I’ll steal all the Hennessey you got on ya shelf...

Buttermilk. Combined with two leavening agents. I use the Bon Appetit recipe, and they are fluffy, no overnight wait required.

Yeah, but then that would require arresting the entire Taco Bell board and test kitchen staff

The director got hit in the head with a roll of paper towels and needs money for medical expenses

I’m shocked by your callous response. He’s been published several times in the leading peer review publication, “Fucking Duh”, and should be shown the respect afforded to the great minds that preceded him....

Sandler and Schneider’s unique ability to make silly six minutes feel like thirty-two.

“Charlie Chesbrough, senior economist for Cox Automotive, told AutoNews that he has a working hypothesis. Mainly, it costs more to buy a car these days, and it’s tough to borrow the money to do it. It’s pretty tough to sell to a market that doesn’t have the means to buy.”

I would apologize, but there’s no room for apologies or admitting you’re wrong on the internet either.

Even the acid won’t help.

Stubby German?  Nothing to see here...

Simpsons did it.

Seriously. Palmer makes the worst. And while I like the kitsch aspect of their bunnies, the boxes are rather bulky, taking up valuable real estate for an intensely disappointing payoff.

Just 8%?

You really don’t even need to look.

In and around the lake, one mile over.

You don’t go to Subway; you end up at Subway.

Manchego Applebum, you gotta put me on

I don’t need some internet stranger judging my breakfast choices.

Ray ‘bloody’ Purchase!