Counter-point: The chip needs to stay out’ the damn way of the overall flavor of the nachos. I don’t need the overpowering chemistry-set taste of whatever eldritch horror the Frito-Lay kitchens cooked up overpowering the actual chemistry set taste of a properly seasoned and melted Nachoveeta™ of my own devising.

Add Tons of Oreo Filling
There isn’t a recipe around that can’t be improved by adding copious globs of sweet, sweet Oreo filling. In fact, don’t even bother with the chickpeas and other bullshit ingredients; they would just get in the way. Serve without utensils.

Chicken wings are bad and stupid. If we’re going to have a chicken holiday, it should be for the thigh.

How about being hit by a car?

Rereading the series now, because I had forgotten gems like this.  You are a frood who knows where your towel is!

They might have cash to burn, but they are doing it wrong.

Idris doesn't have the sort of gravitas I'm looking for. Plus, he's too young.

I'm hoping they get Denzel to play me in the movie.

When the suspect was questioned by police he explained that he was simply happy to see them.

Recommended substitution:

The critics here have a look about them....

Is weed a sandwich?

If that’s the cost of living to 101, I prefer die at 65 having enjoyed much better beers.

One presumes the earth around it is already heavily salted. And greased.

That’s what Little Caesars did to their rival, Little Hannibals.

The fried egg is keeping him warm.

Excuse me that’s Dr. Mrs. The Monarch.

Can never forget Brainhammer,  Intrvenus de Milo or Shark Sandwich.

Suicide is a crime almost everywhere.