It is not really grape flavored.  It is really more sort of a purple flavor.

if can cause a reaction that produces benzene, which is a major component in gasoline

It’s really difficult to put one of those taps into a blueberry.

Good article, and absolutely accurate.  I've worked in a bunch of Pizza places and every single one never used yeast, and had at least a 16 hour ferment.  It is one of the largest differences between home made and pizzeria pizzas.

How about "Ocean Breeze Soap gets you clean?"

No, Kraft Singles.

that his soufflé contained English cheddar cheese was both an insult to him, as well as his entire region of France.

Some of the manufacturing methods might be a little suspect if you went that route:

that Cheetos popcorn sounds AMAZEBALLS  where can I get some?

Peter Falk dressed better.

ARBY’S IS ALIEN MEAT PEOPLE!  IT’S ALL SO CLEAR NOW!

For the barista’s sake, please do not let them prepare bacon.

To be fair, well, most of us are.

And what about his role in repressing the truth contained in the X-Files?

If your avocados remain firm for more than four hours, please call your doctor.

For those who may not understand - I don’t understand either how it works, but mental health can have a strong affect on what we consider palatable.

In hell, perhaps.

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