“Don’t lose your grasp as you slowly slip from consciousness”

I can only see these for people with drinking problems.

No Horchata?

Necco Wafers.

It’s not just affordable restaurants that get their food in giant bags marked Sysco.  You can tell their shoestring french fries at a half-a-mile.

This is also a damn fine song about McDonald’s, but doesn’t mention it by name.

This may not be the best song about McDonald’s, but it’s pretty good.

And I guarantee - 100% that the new company managing the food service in the schools will provide a poorer quality product (if that is even possible) at a greater expense to the district. And I guarantee that the justification that the switch is based on economic efficiency.

Welcome to Trump’s America.

All Little Debbie products leave you with that extra greasy after snack mouthfeel...

What’s a mall?

The alligator was the crane operator.

Their pizza sucks.  It’s different than Papa Johns and Domino’s, but it’s no better.  However, it is nowhere near as foul as the “Mellow Mushroom.”  Or, if you’re in Richmond, Virginia, the well and truly abominable “Bottom’s Up”

It’s the Vegetarian Muffaletta, bland variety.

Is Ranch dressing a vegetable?

So - this is real sad - this is what it is *supposed* to look like.

I see no ketchup, so there are no vegetables on that plate.

It doesn’t work for Mr. Peanut.  I call tell that guy anywhere - and I question his connection to Cheese Balls.

This reminds me of a fruit juice called “Ripe”.  I discovered its existence in the Big Lots - otherwise known as “The Land of Failed Food Marketing Ideas”.  Just a tip for Campbells - Never, ever, ever, put soup in a clear container.  No one wants to see that.

We cannot.