Boiled pizza is certainly a plague.  

I think it is a nice looking car.  

And lo, the Lord brought onto them a plauge of pineapple and ham.

If I cut up a hot dog and put it between two slices of bread it would definitely be a sandwich.

Depends on the costume.  I’m thinking that something from Ingmar Bergman might have the gravitas necessary.

I always assumed that R.L. Stine was a pseudonym for a factory of chained working writers in a basement somewhere forced by circumstance to churn out easily digestible works for pre-teens.

I see that the Center for Obviousness at the No Shit Sherlock Institute has published another paper.

I can see it - with Pickled Beets, Walnuts, and Goat cheese on a thin sourdough crust.

I would think that the Russian bots would be debating about beets on pizza.

Is pizza a sandwich?

Local pizzeria sez “We though something was suspicious when he ordered the half anchovy half pineapple pizza.”

They were called “elephants”

I drove the Alfa Giulia. It had warning lights on the dash during the test drive. Even so, I wanted it so badly - it easily bested the Jag XE, Kia Stinger, Lexus IS, RC, Infiniti Q50/60 - by a long shot in terms of drivability, looks, etc. etc.. I ended up with a Kia Stinger. The 4th time in three weeks I would have…

I will drink up all the Hennessey you got on your shelf. Or in this case, your car.

They call it a Royale with Cheese.

I’m guessing that this is not their first go round with eating squirrels. The Lancet had an article about this 22 years ago.

The real question, for the Salty Waitress, is:

Good thing the kid was white.